"We don't use the word 'insane'; we prefer the term 'mentally hilarious'"

So i've been pretty stressed lately about my financial situation...mainly concerning the fact that i have no job and no money. I tried to get a lab job this semester but never got around to it which i blame on my lack of resume writing skills and abundance of procrastination...also class work . Anyway, it turns out that as soon as you stop looking or trying and oppertunity presents itself. my mom sent me an email about seasonal positions at the medical college for high school grads to just help wash dishes, take inventory and autoclave. This is perfect because i was just thinking a while ago that i didn't want some boring retail job that won't get me anywhere in my eventual goal....you have no idea how perfect this would be! So keep your fingers crossed for me please!